Horny Guy Seeks Cum-Hungry Granny

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

always horny -desire constantly to give-feed you my thick white warm cum-desire to constantly give you orgasms and pleasures

Sign

Aries

My Body Type Is

Average

My Height Is

6' 0 (1.83 m)

My Eyes Are

Gray

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Never Married

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

Not Sure

My Best Feature Is

Eyes

Body Art

Wouldn't Even Think About It

My Hair Is

Dark Brown

I Have One Or More Of These

Cat

Willing To Relocate

Yes

My Education Level Is

High School Diploma

My Current Employment Status Is

Work At Home

My Speciality Is

Other

My Job Title Is

Insurance - settlements

I Live

With Pet(s)

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Average Joe

My Social Behavior Is

Anti-social, Boisterous, Flirtatious, Friendly, Observant, Outgoing, Reserved, Shy

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Arts & Crafts, Camping, Dining, Family, Internet, Games, Learning, Movies, Music, Playing Cards, Religion / Spirituality, Sports, Tv

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Playing Dress-up, Relaxing, Sleeping, Staying At Home, The Movies, Trying New Things, Tv

An Ideal First Date Would Be

just be yourself -dont try to impress someone-let the chips fall as they may, as time goes on, youll see the truth come out in the other person, id also be direct and too the point-life is short-i dont waste time-mine or anyone elses-I ask point blank questions so never to confuse women exactly who I am and where Im cumming from, Im honest, up-front, straight forward-anything else is a waste of time, God gave us two ears and one mouth, so I know the importance of listening to other women-looking in their eyes, face-everything about them-hearing what they have to say-communication is crucial -maturity is a must, but not arrogance-knowing when to flirt around and be goofy and when to be serious is major important........and just let the date plan itself and all will naturally unfold...dont eve try to MAKE things happen, it will just cause pressure, just relax, be ourselves, and in no time me and a woman and her lady friends will all be naked together, cumming hard and long together constantly ;) wink

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Cool, Raunchy

My Religion Is

Not Religious

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

I Don't Like Politics

My Goal In Life Is

It's like the lyrics to a very cool song, although I disagree with part of the song, its still very cool, 'Bittersweet Symphony' by the Verve, 'I'm a billion different people from one day to the next' life is not goals for me, but simply to enjoy it as it comes to you, in the moment, as you live, 'yesterday is history' 'tomorrow is a mystery' 'but WE HAVE RIGHT NOW' :)

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Raunchy

On Tv, I Always Watch

Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports, Re-runs

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Thriller, Adult

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Country, Electronic, Gospel, Metal, Pop, Rock

When I Read, I Always Read

History, Instructional, I Don't Like Reading

My Idea Of Fun Is

cumming all over womens faces, hair, in their hairy buttholes, hairy armpits, hairy nipples, cumming on the bottom of their feet, soaking their faces, nipples, hair-entire body in my cum and urine, urinating in womens mouths-butthole gapes-tons more

What Do You Find Attractive?

Flirtatiousness, Oddities, Spontaneity

What Do You Look For?

I love women that have their head on, but arent arrogant and assholes, but are extremely constantly horny all the time, and that really play with me, touching me, really letting me know how much they want to suck my cock-I love role playing, dirty talk, but tending to a woman that really means it-I love women that are nymphos-that cant get enough of my cock and cum and every part of me-hair lips -all of me-I love frenzied restless extremely horny women that smack other women around and dominate them while gently controlling my cock to smash their faces, nipples etc - for the nymphos to jerk my cock off in another womens faces and hair and then all of them eat out-off my cum from that womans hair and face in a piranha-like fashion-debbie diamond is one of my favorite porn women because she is like that-insatiable - Im insatiable, I desire women that are insatiable-that cant get enough, that after the cum squirts and they eat it and swallow it, they continually want more-that it gets so intense with constant orgasms with me and women to the point we are forcibly naturally exhausted, and have to rest, sleep......then wake up and start all over again...I want only these kind of women, I dont want half-assed women who are not cum hungry nymphos and just want some cheesy one time sex encounter-thats boring and a total waste of time-I could jerk off and have a better time than what a whole lot of women think they are the shit could do for me-nothing - these glam, glamour, playboy, porn type women that are all airbrushed, shiny, they're so fake they are a logo, they do absolutely NOTHING for me, actually annoy me-they're like women in strip clubs, that are so stupid, arrogant, bitches, who actually think they're cool, they're just coke sniffing assholes, liars blah blah blah id rather women snort my cum up into their nose than coke-strip clubs are a total joke-ill be honest, through the years I did go to them on a regular basis, there were nice women there-they dont belong there, but for the most part-its ravenous bitches that are at strip clubs - so I look for no nonsense no bullshit women that are total nymphos and cum hungry all the time-that want to be bathed in my cum, that suck me dry till Im wilted like a prune

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Friend, Date, Other, Doesnt Matter, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Domination, Bondage, Group Sex